Wut
Why would you lie
I trusted you
where is the oscar for this video?
Mom?
What? No *takes off glasses*
*GASP* MR. PATRICK
(via taste-the-violence)
Don’t hire this cleaning service
i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do
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RA-RA RUSPUTIN 👏👏 RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE 👏 👏
Goddamnit it’s stuck in my head again.
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the fact that people dont consider game of thrones as “cringey” of a show as doctor who or sherlock is literally just because of how many men are obsessed with it. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
this post literally shocked me into a new light and I will now vocally make fun of game of thrones every day of my life thank u ted
yeah but to my understanding Game of Thrones is moderately well written? Am I mistaken?
Game of Thrones is very well-written, but it also has problematic elements, such as sexualized and unnecessary rape scenes under the guise of “historical accuracy” (rape was actually more severely punished in medieval Europe than it is today, and even if it wasn’t, if you can forgo historical accuracy enough to include dragons you can exclude rape.)
Just as Doctor Who and Sherlock (and many other shows with predominantly female fanbases) do have quality artistic elements that I legitimately admire, as does Game of Thrones. If you think otherwise, you’ve probably never watched them. But they also have serious problems that need to be addressed, and there have been times when the writing in all of them has been sub-par.
I don’t think any of these shows should be overtly mocked, but rather, we need to be attuned to these problems and criticize them in an educated and civilized manner so that we can create better media in the future.
And if you dislike any of these shows, that’s absolutely fine: you can abstain from watching them and find something you like better. Negativity and disliking popular things for fun is actually incredibly boring, and needs to stop being treated as cool.
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if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.
She broke that shit down so beautifully
women are masterminds and i love it
I need it to be known that I have not once but twice destroyed an entire male friend group by doing this
you guys are weird lol
this is how i know none of yall have ever talked to boys irl yall think we’re a bunch of machiavellian shadow lords tryna dominate each other with power plays and shit that you can undermine by tryna fuck the shy one when in reality we all just make jokes about jerking off and talk about dragons. bunch of fucking nerds on this site i swear to god. you fuck the shy guy we’d be hyped as fuck cus my man deserves to get it!!!! my boys love each other!!!!
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